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1692
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This is my 16 hundreth & 92nd poem, and felt a change was in order, a change to whay I don't know, it just flowed out somehow...ed


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Plastered & Fractured History…


 


1692…


 


In the year of our bored, 1692,


Columbus did sail the oceans to get a clue,


He did not find what he was looking for,


He did however find a wandering Jew…


 


This Jew and old Chris did strike up a friendship,


Chris giving the Jew passage on his favorite ship,


It was the Santa Maria, captained by Santa’s sister, Maria…


 


I cannot imagine that even I,


Would see the humor in this piece of trash,


But my humor does seep back, written during a recent crash,


I had to write something special about my 16 hundred and 92 poems,


This being that one, of course, for sure and for certain, I do sigh…


                © poppywrittED ~ 11/10/04


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 Reviews of "1692"
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on November 11, 2004
Lol... Poetic license and history make a great pair.

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2004
Ed, at first I thought it said 1962… lol. I thought you were having flashbacks, or maybe it was just me… lol. Congratulations my friend, may you write many more informative pieces. Peace thru sailing the seven seas!

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 11, 2004
Ed,
I didn't even know that Chris had a sister. So that's how that ship got the name. Always wondered about that. Thanks for the info.
Congrats!!! on your 1692nd poem. Why didn't you wait for 1700 ? Only 8 away.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2004
Okay Ed maybe this poem is closer to being true than what you realize. This is what I mean about funny. I will have to mine on Humpty Dumpty revisited.


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