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Grated
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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ewwwwww, that smarts...


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Grated…


 


Feeling much better today,


Even though I was grated in a way,


Was not the cheese I did use the grater on,


But you can tell I did cut the cheese, another part of me now gone…


 


Might have stunk, might have hurt “grately,”


But you know me I have to write so stately,


Have been using the toilet paper in the picture just lately,


Could that be why my butt does smart so blatantly?


 


Boy, though, does it clean really good,


Not to easy though afterwards to have stood,


This paper will stand the test of time,


But I doubt this poet’s weird sense of rhyme,


Will work out in the end, just before to the heavens I do climb,


My poetry is worth very little that being the ultimate crime…


                © ed ~ 11/15/04


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "Grated"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2004
I think that paper might help a "itch"!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 17, 2004
Ed,
I always like to write with a definite end in view. Sorry about the pun. Very humorous stuff.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2004
Ditto on the grate fun. I have to say after surgery I felt like someone had put one up my oops place where the sun don't shine. It was hold onto the walls and scream. Funny Ed.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 17, 2004
Grate fun


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