Wrangler…in honor of Rene’…

She tells me only “real” Jeeps have round headlights,

I tell her they also have six cylinders & don’t get stuck,

Oh yes she did get stuck in a snow drift,

And who did she call and BLAME, don’t I have all the luck…?

But you said, “Jeeps never get stuck, says she,”

They don’t if you use your brain, a blonde Rene does be,

You can’t drive through a drift if it is higher than your grille,

Jaysus, sometimes she just makes me want to take a pill…

She does love her little four-cylinder Wrangler,

Sometimes I just want to strangle her,

Or take her to the beach and give her to an angler,

Perhaps they can through the Jeep back too,

I am really gonna get “it” when she does read this,

Maybe I had better move, or in my job transfer…

        © ed ~ 11/23/04