Who you callin' odd...? (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Who you callin' odd...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Who you callin’ ODD…? So my writes are a bit weird, Sometimes my brain is covered by my beard, Actually you should, of me, revere, Or at the least maybe you should be a’feared… I get my ideas from funny pictures, Then I get comments that are quite stricture, But all in all at least I don’t quote scripture, I know very little therein so I stay away from that picture… Anyway, so I am odd, but I got a nice bod, My brain is lacking any real cohesion, Perhaps I have on my brain a lesion, Think I might be better living on an island, perhaps a Polynesian… So when you are thinking I be odd, Look at yourself in the mirror while grabbing a wad, I do never present to you if I can possibly help it, a façade, Or I would be beaten by a dead cod or a bamboo rod… © ed ~ 11/30/04

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on December 2, 2004

Hmm.. You'll have to choose the "bamboo rod" Ed, since the "dead cod" is my family's Christmas Eve dinner! Yep... it's call Lutefisk! from the fjords of Norway... grew up on it.. ooooo YUM!!!!! Oh, fine... now I'm starved! katy xox.

Reviewed by Bob Holt (Reader)

Reviewed on December 1, 2004

Talk to them, Ed. What they see is what they get. Deal with it.

Bob H

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

(((ed)))

at first glance, i thought this said "old" LOLOLOLOL guess i need new glasses...and odds the best way to be LOL

let's grow odd together LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Odd People are the best kind - normal people are often quite dull!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

You ODD???? Neverrrrrrrrr...weird maybe at times but ODD????

Or may be tiy are Odd

Overprotective Darling Dingo!!

Lol!! Wink!! Just kidding!!

Oh Dear Dude!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

LOl, perhaps odd, perhaps not, but always delivering a smile to my face.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Hey Ed.
Maybe odd, like myself, too much wacky backy in the sixties, bt still a great sense of humour amd a great style putting it together.

Felix

Reviewed by Regina Pounds

Reviewed on November 30, 2004

Odd is good, Ed. That pub looks inviting.

Gina

Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)

U b da man.

Reviewed by D May (Reader)

I adore your funny writes!