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Lottery Won...or take this job and shove it!
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Fiction, but I can wish and dream...


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Lottery Won…or take this job and shove it…


 


They did win the lottery,


Now they don’t anymore have to make pottery,


Telling their boss where to go, that slut,


Stick it to you Santa; you can kiss our respective butts…


 


No more do we have to listen to your big mouth,


We are going to be finally living where it’s warm, yes in the south,


No longer are we a slave to the time clock,


We don’t have to anymore for you take stock…


 


So Santa, dear Santa, take your job and shove it,


No, don’t get all flustered; no, don’t have a fit,


There are plenty more of us to work hard and hit,


Thank goodness we can now drop off these pants,


They were always tight; never did they ever anyway fit…


                © ed ~ 12/16/04


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Reviewed on December 17, 2004
(((ed)))

keep dreaming :)

but you never know--play one for me :)

sigghhhh wouldn't that be nice...

(((HUGS))) and love, karla.

my turn's bound to come up, been indirectly hit by lightning twice LOL they say you've better chance being struck than winning the lottery...well, i can dream, too, can't i? (i'll just stay out of thunderstorms LOL)

Reviewed on December 17, 2004
ho ho ho! too funny! glad i don't play the lottery; i know better! LOL

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
Does Santa pay into unemployment benefits? I got a little suspicious last year when I found a note: 'keep your milk and cookies...next year leave me a Harvey Wallbanger!' Jaysus... what next?! (grin) katy xox.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
Naughty boys!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 16, 2004
HO HO HO! Good for those elves - I did the same thing on my last day at work - felt mighty good, too!!


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