Sexy Santa…

A porker he does be,

If you are a chaser of the chubby,

Then this Santa could be your next hubby,

His name for you could honestly be tubby…

He does but what he has to do,

Off-season he does boogie off his buns,

A chippendale he is not,

Still in time for Christmas he does weigh many tons,

Shake that booty, dear Santa, till Christmas eve does come…

He wears little when he does dance,

Nothing to cover up his great expanse,

His eyes, yes they do twinkle, putting you in a trance,

When you do see him up on that stage doing his little sexy prance…

                © ed ~ 12/18/04