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This poem really Stinks
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Gas masks recommended...


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This poem really Stinks…


 


Stinks it does,


Pops out when least expected,


Not even clothing does deflect it,


They say that hot air rises,


This does come out and totally surprises…


 


As long as it is only gas,


Yes the stuff that you do pass,


This stuff could even kill grass,


Before clogging the system,


This stuff does blow out the ass…


 


So if you are sitting on a bus with a crowd,


And start to smell a gaseous cloud,


Just get off at the next stop, before,


You do die of noxious odors,


And over you they do place a shroud…


        © ed ~ 12/26/04


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
My guess is, there are many, many reading this who can relate to it, depending on what Christmas dinner was, Eddie M... with lutefisk, it's the burps... kind of a way to enjoy the lovely stuff again and again... for days! hehe... This poem is sooooooooooo YOU! grin... katy xox.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Alright and this morning I can't say that I disagree. Because radiation does things to the human intestine. In that I am surprised that there isn't a mushroom cloud emitting from my rear end. Funny Ed.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Put that gas in the gas tank of your new sleigh, Santa - VA VA ROOM - Away he goes, with a Sonic Boom - HO HO HO!

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Ahh!!! Post holiday agony.


Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
Struth mate, what did you eat for Xmas dinner???

eh
Ch'erie
Hand on nose!!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 26, 2004
A Pure stinky write indeed.....lol....exhaustbrake stuff this is!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 25, 2004
Whew, I am glad you aired this piece here Ed...or there may have been an internal spontaneous combustion...

Allen

Reviewed on December 25, 2004
funky stuff Ed. smelly as hell. very good reality poeming. g

Reviewed by Donna Quesinberry
Reviewed on December 25, 2004
geez

greasin the seats ed?

you write the cutest stuff

thanks,
d.


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