Poached Roach (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Poached Roach
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Poached Roach… My hair itches, My feet stink, My crotch & underarms do reek, But as long as I keep you in stitches, My life's mission complete, I am done and having my fun… I sit here and never move, Only to take a leak and poo, No shower, no bath, no soap, nor shampoo, You should never visit without calling, it would you behoove… Even those who do live in Nature for weeks at a time, Do smell better than I when I am writing and online, Perhaps one day my home should be surrounded in lime, Hey, at the very least, most of this one does rhyme… If my stink does ooze, From my bed while taking a snooze, Be ye careful to approach, My body and home a haven for the local population roach, They do protect and nurture me in my cocoon during sleep, Scuse’ me for now, as I have some eggs on poach… © ed ~ 1/8/05

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on January 9, 2005

yuck! NASty! but still, a fun write! LOL well done!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

hahahahaha.....a dip in the ocean helps to get the odore defeated at times...but sticky it will be no matter what......hehehehehehehe....a real Ed originaaaal stinky pooooom!!

Love Tiny Stinky

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

SOME WOMEN LOVE THE SMELL OF A REAL MAN...?

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

sniff... sniff... is this Ed's house? (overheard near your door... two roaches chatting, licking their chops, thinking of stopping in). LOL

Em... hmmm... that's ok, dearie... they say 'a man's home is his castle' (even if his castle is an outhouse! so there!) G*R*I*N!

Another dirty poem from the Matlack mansion! hehehehehe katy xox.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

EWWWWWWW!!! When you can smell yourself, even when you sleep, it is way past your bath time, Ed. I can't stand myself after one day, anything more than that would be impossible for me to bear. If I ever come to visit, I will bring industrial grade soap and a fire hose...and a few roach traps for your little friends
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

My goodness but I like Ed's right. Me one day I have to tell the story of some cockroaches in my house. It isn't pretty.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

HO HO! I will never visit without sending a crate of soap and deodorant first. But my two mutts just read this, and they again worry about Rufuz having to smell you - Please tell him they say he should drag you outside in a pouring rain, and trip you over a huge water puddle. They've done this to me - several times.