Wuthering heights & withering dicks (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Wuthering heights & withering dicks
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Wuthering heights & Withering dicks… See me way down there holding the sign, Yeah that’s me with the sign that reads, IDIOTS, You could not get me up there to do this job, Not with all, from Italy, the fine wine… Don’t look down is all I got to say, What if one of them has to pee, Or worst yet have to poop, Someone on the ground will get a surprise, Suffice to say at that height it won’t attract flies… For me everything would be tight, I would not be able to in anyway fight, And urge to at least spit, Would it make it to the ground? Or would it with the wind rebound…? See the kind of poetry, if you can call it as such, I am resorting to with my muse again on vacation, Don’t think of me as being in anyway touched, At the very least it is open to any and all misinterpretation… © ed ~ 1/30/05

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on February 5, 2005

It's a crappy job but someone has to do it! ha ha! Yikes!!! I'd die of heart failure if I looked down and saw all of that wild blue yonder, concrete, and glass underneath me. I can barely handle two flights of stairs without the fear of falling backwards! Funny write Ed. Michelle

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on January 30, 2005

Brave idiots that is what!!

Putting me up there will urge a poop anyways!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Oh, my gooooooood! It's apparently a quick journey from my stomach to my toes, and I felt every inch of it... Yikes! This is a picture I will work very hard to forget. The poem, with or without the peeing and pooping, will linger, another "slice of (everyday) life"... and you're good at 'em. hehe... katy xox.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

I don't like to be that far off of the ground without an airplane under my butt, Ed. It's not that I don't like heights, but I do value my life too much to be hanging onto a net that high up.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Ed,

Heights never bothered me until lately. And this pic--YIPE *shivers!*

Not I, said the fly--no way in HELL, says I

You raise interesting questions...anyone out there care to answer??

Excellent write!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Oh my and you know until you posted this one, I never thought about the subject of those guys way up there.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

There but for the grace of . . .