Soccer (football)…

Now I see why they like it so,

Football in England does greatly grow,

Andy probably likes it too,

If someone were to daily grab my butt,

I would like it as well; I am such a slut…

The differences are simple,

Americans wear protective gear,

They do get pounded and flattened, oh dear,

Bet football players here end up with many a dimple…

In England you can see, they love each other quite a lot,

To allow another player to sit on ones hands,

They just have to be careful of his having any crotch rot,

That would in the end make that player quite distraught…

So Andy, is this the reason you do like the soccer game?

Always did I have this feeling of where you did your preferences aim,

Now I do know for sure, those soccer players like to sit on each other,

But you would think that out on the field they would act more tame…

          © ed ~ 2/8/05