No More Spankings…

No longer do we need to spank our kids,

As we know the world does this forbid,

Some still do spank their problem child,

When they do find themselves getting riled,

From that kid becoming too crazy and wild…

Just take them for a little ride,

In the car is fun, talking to them all the while,

The don’t necessarily have to sit inside,

Better to place them on the front hood,

There they can for a high-speed drive, ride in style…

You can bet, never again will they act up,

No more tantrums, nor wild behavior, that’s for sure, yup,

They will be as docile as drugged kitten,

They will show all the love you want, as if they were smitten…

So for future reference, remember,

No more spanking is needed for the littlest family member,

Just put him on the car hood, and drive really fast,

Scaring the poop out of them, better to bring clean clothes,

For they might need them after their hood ride at ninety-nine…

        © ed ~ 2/21/05