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The Power of Positive Thought (I hope)
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Keep your fingers, toes, teeth, tongue, hair folicles, balls for men, and boobs for women, CROSSED!


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The Power of Positive Thought…(I hope)


 


NO MORE SNOW,


NO MORE SNOW,


NO MORE SNOW,


NO MORE WINTERS BLOW!


 


NO MORE SNOW,


THE OLD FOLKS DRIVE TOO SLOW,


NO MORE SNOW,


BETTER OFF I AM ON THE ROAD TO ROW,


NO MORE SNOW,


I HATE SHOVELLING IT,


EVEN THOUGH I HATE IT, I WOULD RATHER GRASS MOW!


 


NO MORE SNOW!


© ed ~ 3/1/05


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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
It worked........no snow here :-) 10 + this weekend and full sunshine. Thanks for the positive thinking :-)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
I'll 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th that mantra of yours up there!

It couldn't be bothered to fall for Christmas... OOOOOOH NOOOOOO... now it wants to hang out and kidnap spring! Phooey. I'm with you, EM... Bah Humbug!

Now, where were we? Oh, yeah... good stuff, chum! katy xox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Okay I will repeat after you!!

************************

N O M O R E S N O W!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N O M O R E S N O W!!!!!

************************

N O M O R E S N O W!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N O M O R E S N O W!!!!!

???????? GONE ????????

O...............k.............a..............Y.........!!!!

L...ov...e T.....i....n....k...a

Reviewed on March 2, 2005
you could send it here; i won't complain....LOL cute write; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
I'm not with Andy on this one Ed, we've had our fair share of snow up here in the cold North of the UK we want no more it's March dear Gods...snow is for xmas not life. lol

Paul;-]

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
THE OLD FOLKS DRIVE TOO SLOW,

And anyone 50 or older - is one of those slow poke oldies! Think Spring!

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on March 2, 2005
Hey Ed, On this side of the world we might rejoice at a bit of snow. We've had a swelteringly hot summer here. Thank goodness things are cooling down at night. It is so nice to snuggle up under a warm duvet and dream of having snow fights ;-p
I'm happy that you're happy. Enjoy the sunshine.
Chanti

Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
A hypnotic mantra. Come to Southeast Texas. You're good, making me
laugh on this one.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Just your titles have me belly laughing Ed.

No more snow for the yankies'

though

let blow over here

we want

SNOW

SNOW

SNOW.

So much for positive thinking, it's raining..

Ed It's working the rain is turning to snow..Fun fun fun..Keep sending it...

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Now you're getting my drift
no more pushing cars, stuck on ice
no digging cars out
no more walking through melting slush
no eccsesive excessive drinking of hot choclete
coffe Or tea,
when you can lay back
and have a nice beer.
Yes Ed I was thinking of the storm,
as I was coordinating,
my new patio furniture

William .....Peace Brother

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
Okay and no more snow great write and I echo that sentiment.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 1, 2005
We never have that much snow here in the South.
Take a few hundred bucks and move to the South.
You would be very welcomed Ed.....


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