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Cruel to her Cat
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Cruel to her Cat… Call the SPCA, We better do so yes today, This woman is being cruel to her cat, Or it is just that the cat has not seen a butt that fat… Imagine that sight if you will, Would make me drink from my own still, Enough to scar one for life, I doubt I could drink after that sight enough to me fill… Poor little kitty, Now is in the asylum, what a pitty, Never to again see the light of day, After what she did see, I doubt she would want to anyway… © ed ~ 3/8/05

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Reviewed by Chanti Niven

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

Oh man Ed, where do you find them? LOL
This is priceless. Thanks for the laugh!
Chanti

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

*grinning* too funny; thanks for the grins! LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

Ed,

Laffin too0 hard to properly review--you're a mess

HYSTERICAL

poor kitty LOL

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

Okay Ed this is funny and how the hell do you find it in all that fat. But then oh no here we go again.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

This is cute, Ed!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 9, 2005

That poor cat will probably need therapy. Maybe you should do an 'intervention,' and rescue it.

And LOL at Little Andy

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Ed K will have her, and the cat..

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 8, 2005

Dear Ed,

She must be glad that Cat did not try to catch tha "RAT" facing him....she might bump her head and who is going to call 911?????

Re My post!!!!!

Yip Ed...I tried to play copy cat to do it like

Eileen did but as you can see...turned out to be one big old FLoP....lol!

So I had to post the actual thingy under it!!

Hpoefully you could read it better this time...hahahahaha!!

Love Tinka

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