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Here Little (?) Piggy
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Here Little (?) Piggy…


 


Too much to eat?


Can’t get up on your feet?


Could you at least sit on your seat?


I realize for you that would be a tremendous feat…


       


Here little piggy,


You say your name is Ziggy,


You most certainly are no Twiggy,


You are more than most a biggie…


 


Think of the meal you could provide,


A family of twelve you could feed with pride,


Hey I am trying not to be herein snide,


Boy you certainly are most wide,


I hope when you cross the road,


With my car you never do collide…


     © ed ~ 4/4/05


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 Reviews of "Here Little (?) Piggy"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on April 9, 2005
Typical, classic Eddie M... hilarious, thoughtful, advisory, sensitive and downright IMMENSE! (can people call a poem 'immense?')

My sister loved pigs so much from childhood on she refused to ever eat pork, though she loved it. She died last year and she just asked me to write that, plus, she said to tell you she loves that picture. (You'd like my sister... sigh) katy xox (Thank you, dear heart, for this personal remembrance for me and this lovely moment with my sister). See how important your work can be? (smile) katy xox

Reviewed on April 6, 2005
Ed,

LOL at Karen's review--boy, can she put it away LOL

Now how did you find my secret picture *oink!* LOL

Cute write--and I hope you never have a piggy encounter in your car (or a deer or a cow or a horse or ANYTHING!)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on April 5, 2005
that is how i look when i wolf out at the golden corral...LOL but seriously, this is too funny! LOL well done, ed! (((HUGS))) :)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
Yep, she could definitely do some damage. Cute write, Ed.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
Mine it because it would be a total loss.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
Did my wife tell you that my middle name is Zigmush, and that they call me Ziggy? Huh?! I bet she did, and I'll get you for this, mister!

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
enjoyed theread

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
Oh I feed them every day!!

Smelly but delicious when cooked!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
that is one ugly pig...no offense miss piggy...

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
hahaha Hope Rufuz never meets up with it either.
Clever little ditty, Ed!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
well Ed At lease she's cute .....LOL
and voluptuously delicious


William ......Peace Brother

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on April 4, 2005
This one really brings home the bacon.


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