Hear ye, hear ye, A Royal Wedding has occurred...

What he sees in her, I cannot fathom,

Is it the long tail or mane or teeth so large?

And while she may not be as big as a barge,

I bet all she has been with had to pay a big charge…

Will they have children, you don’t suppose,

Maybe the queen mum will therein oppose,

Will they look like him or come out with a whiney?

Born they will be with big teeth, & a nose like Seabiscuits,not to mention HIS ears,

Don’t forget the tail, the same dyed blond as their mum has, what a sin-ey…

I had to work, was the wedding quite nice?

Did they throw horses feed or stick to rice?

Hope she has had her distemper shots,

If not, on their wedding night,

The prince will have to tie her down with many knots…  

What else can be said for the poor man?

He must be blind in one eye and can’t see out the other,

You would think that at least he could smell her foul horse odor,

Better he should right now, before they get too attached,

For even the most ugly of the world can become matched,

So better he should right away, shoot her down dead with a muzzle loader…

        …Better off will he be, the rest of us can certainly see…

                © ed ~ 4/10/05