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On the Commode again...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Another one with apologies to this time, Willie Nelson...


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On the Commode again…


 


I have written on this subject,


In the past and will in the future,


Maybe you would like my mouth to be sutured,


Or at the very least you would love to of my poems object…J


 


But here I sit, farted out a soggy load,


Can’t again go out on the road,


Till this diarrhea that I have been with bestowed,


Does leave me before I do for all to see, implode,


I truly hope that my commode does not in anyway corrode…J


 


So on the commode again I sit,


Yeah how did you know I would now take a s**t,


Man does my butt have to quite wide split,


To do this and be quite legit, I may have to attain a permit,


Be happy you do not live too close to the commode on which I sit…J


          © ed ~ 4/13/05


 


 


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "On the Commode again..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2005
Commodeous Write Editstink!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on April 14, 2005
ah, dang it, ed,
now you've got the other ed
going as well

ROTFL

good write

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 14, 2005
This is really a catchy tune, my friend. You should include this one in 'Eddie M's Greatest Hits.'

On the commode again
Just can't wait to get on that commode again
The life I love is makin' music for my friends
And I can't wait to get on that commode again

On the commode again
Makin deposits like I've never been
Seein' things that I may never see again,
And I can't wait to get on that commode again.


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