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Inundated
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Inundated…


 


Black flies we got climbing our screens,


Coming out of our butts making us scream,


Never have we seen so many,


If I had for each of them a penny,


A great deal of copper I would have a’ plenty…


 


I have one in particular,


Seems he does have big balls, yes testicular,


Flies right up to me and lands on my hands,


Daring me to swat at him with my real estate book, yes for sale lands…


 


I think I will just for now, name him,


He is becoming part of our little family,


I cannot swat him fast enough,


Him being so fast on the fly,


Perhaps to catch him I should use some left over chili…


          © ed ~ 5/15/05


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 Reviews of "Inundated"
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on May 16, 2005
I've dated inuns and outuns. Once you get below that you've got it licked.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Oh EdK will not be happy if you become a swatter huh??

Enjoy your little pet....hehehehehe!!

Call Rufuz to place "duck and dive" with the fly...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Cute write ed..but before you grow to fond of him...nah, I better not tell you what I used to do to them when I captured them.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on May 15, 2005
Add a lot of tobasco to that chili and when his wings start flapping at mock speed he will go up in a ball of flame and a puff of smoke.
Take care,
Sherry


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