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Now he wants his name to be capitalized
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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He is acting like a prima-donna all of a sudden, who told him to act that way with me, was it you Kostro...?


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Now he wants his name to be capitalized…


 


First he wanted his name first,


Now he wants the whole thing capitalized,


All night to get into my bed I had him coerced,


That’s it; he is going to be swimming in the lake, headfirst…


 


Up till now I have been really of his desires supportive,


But now that I found my plans to have become abortive,


I have to think of a new plan to get him to this forget,


Hope do I in the interim he does not get too upset…


 


Okay, I will try to humor him,


I would never ever break of his a limb,


Maybe all this top billing stuff is for now just a whim,


If it were to last too long, you might find me getting quite grim…


        © ed ~ 5/27/05


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 Reviews of "Now he wants his name to be capitalized"
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on May 28, 2005
Ah, it's just all those Pulitzer's he keeps winning and displaying around the house... it's gone to his head, I suppose. He'll get over it. After all, you can tell by looking at him that he's really a retiring, modest "man"... similar to his daddy. (smirk) hehehe...

You could threaten to buy generic dog food... ICK! (don't you be eating that stuff, Eddie M! Yikes! talk about 'the runs'... ) katy xox

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Ah, have things gone to the dogs?
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
With that look he would get anything he wanted from me LOL.

Now RUFUZ listen to me as I whisper..........

Careful sweety you know men cannot know that you are the boss. You know you are the boss :-) but its best for the weakest of the sex's not to know this........so easily fooled LOL.......but that's okay RUFUZ we love them just as they are :-)

Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Ed,

RUFUZ! deserves it all. He's king of his domain. :) Good boy! :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

hee hee hee--cute, cute, cute!!!!

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Rufuz deserves it all. Rufuz for King of the World, I say. LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Hehehehehe...give the dog a bone and he will leave you alone....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 27, 2005
that should be SIR RUFUZ....you are a cute one! :) how can anyone get mad at your sweet widdle puppy face??? AWWWWW!!

i know my kitty, "CAJUN", would have probably loved you; i know i would! :) (but then you HATE cats...hmmm...LOL oh, well..i still love you, RUFUZ!)

((((HUGS)))) to my favorite widdle woofers, RUFUS...from your texas friend, with much love, karen lynn. :D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
RUFUZ, you are dealing with a stubborn idjit;-) So from now on I will address you in the manor you choose, and your servant ed as he deserves! You are soooooooo handsome woooooooooooof!



Reviewed on May 27, 2005
He is lovely, what a beautiful dog Ed!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
since i seldom capitalize anything, rufus and i would have a problem. unless, i were at work of course, they insist i be a bit more professional

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
Oh and you must get him his name written in rhinestones on his collar or at least have them flashing off and on like a neon sign. Love that dog. Mine has been done put their paws down on this.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 27, 2005
He has found - The Canine Force - and although I may have helped him a little, you can blame my two mutts - BLANCA AND TURBO.

See, it's not so hard to capitalize their names, and the next time I visit your sight, I expect to see, on your Bio Page:

RUFUZ & ed


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