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Is this old age...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Is this old age…?


 


My joints ache,


My head throbs,


My back is twisted,


All I can do is sob…


 


Cracking my knuckles,


Said to be good when I was young,


What little I have in my pants,


No longer can I be called hung…


 


My sense of humor remains,


At least I have a few left of my brains,


Sometimes I do look in the mirror with a feeling of disdain,


But what the hell, I am still quite cute, pinchably chubby cheeks,


Both in the south and north, pregnant though I may look,


If that were the case I would only have to write ONE book…


          © ed ~ 6/4/05


 


 


 


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Reviewed on June 4, 2005
LOL--hate to break it to you, but yep. :)

We born, thus we age. Then we die. Personally, I'd just rather age...LOL And fergiddaboud doin it gracefully. Grace has nuthin to do with it. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 4, 2005
What little I have in my pants,

The rest of it is old age, Ed - the above is a fluke of nature!

Reviewed on June 4, 2005
sounds like old age to me. not fun, is it?? cute write, though; well done, ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 4, 2005
yip its old age....lol!!

Love Tinka


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