When I Die I Want to come back as a Bicycle Seat…

Oh yeah, a bicycle seat would be very neat,

These young ladies sitting on my face,

All the time working up a sweat during the race,

They may even to sit on me, compete…J

Would I be a banana seat so curved?

Or would I opt to be a regular old one?

Either way I would want to be comfy & preserved,

For these young ladies only the best is deserved…

I would also get to see the country,

Albeit I would have to wait till we stop,

But better to map the rider hairy crop,

Oh and did I say my tongue has to be part of the seat, atop…

       © ed ~ 6/12/05