In the beginning there was only man…

Dearest God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Leaving me here on this barren land,

Without clothing or gloves to cover my hands,

As well with such a small penis,

Not even does it grow very big when it expands…

And what’s this little piece of skin at its end?

What type of joke did you do with that?

I must pull it back just to pee,

And for the sheep before they do get stuck, see…?

Will you be giving me a larger creature?

One I can be for a teacher,

Will it learn to lie on its back?

While I climb on and give it what I lack,

Will it learn to take commands?

Will it just in any way understand?

Dearest Man, I DOUBT IT…!

        © ed ~ 6/12/05