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Incentive
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Incentive…


 


Never have I much liked golf,


A boring little game,


Chasing a tiny ball around a field,


What did that ball do to you?


 


But with the incentive of the above pic,


I may just have to take it up,


Just think while I play,


There will also be time to play with my pup…


 


Though he is not exactly the incentive I am interested in,


Ain’t it a carnal sin,


I am more interested in the young lady,


Poor old Rufuz will just have to go and lay in the “shady”…


        © ed ~ 6/12/05


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 Reviews of "Incentive"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 16, 2005
Oh boy you gonna miss that hole on one for sure!!

You are....oh never mind!!

Yip Wacked!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
I'll bet she doesn't penalize you for extra strokes.

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
all i can think of is ouch! if he misses the cup

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Gives new meaning to playing 9 holes, doesn't it? Maybe she's hot... now she's cool. Do I know what I'm talking about? This is par for the course for you, Eddie M. ah, well... katy xox (grin)

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Ha ha ha!...well, this puts a whole new twist on the phrase "A HOLE-IN0-ONE!" Using your TEN iron, eh, Ed??(:

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Oh, my God! Please do not play with 'your pup' on the golf course. First I had to give up riding my bike, now I may have to give up golf. You are Diabolical, my friend!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 13, 2005
Hold on, I'm coming, we just have to stop by the store to get me a club. Oh, scuse me, my club is rising to the ocassion. Sprts! Ain't nuttin' like it.


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