HEY JUDE…!

Now don’t be sad,

Its your birthday be glad,

You made it another year,

This time last you might have had fear,

I for you shall shed a tear…

You may get older,

But never do I see you give the cold shoulder,

You always are right there with a quip,

Your reviews and writes give us all to think something bolder,

Though sometimes, as I understand very little,

I do feel the need to strip and bathe in cheese dip,

Can’t do any harm, though the neighbors may think I lost my grip…

Either way, you still do provide us all with many a scary thought,

Your dreams do scare me from the start,

If I were you I would be with these dreams quite distraught,

Losing your grip is the least of your problems,

You will have to allow me here to depart, as I got to fart…

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