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Awaken
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Awaken…


 


Still not,


Not even with a coffee pot,


Sleep in longer I crave,


The three ‘s’ are next,


Shower, sh** & shave…


 


Forty-five minutes to work,


Got to deal on the road with the jerks,


Got a four day weekend upcoming, that’s a perk,


Would rather stay home, running naked in the rain, going berserk…  


 


Have to be responsible,


In reality that really does suck,


Should have invested my money,


Would then not have to work, what a schmuck,


Could then spend more time with my loving honey…


          © ~ ed 6/27/05


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 Reviews of "Awaken"
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 28, 2005
How did you get ahold of that photo of me from work after yesterday? I just knew someone was going to take pictures of me at my worst! Went home and slept until today. Fun write!

Reviewed on June 28, 2005
i owe, i owe, it's off to work we go...don't i know it?? lol fun write; well done! :)

Reviewed on June 27, 2005
I wish I didn't have to work either. Heeeheee!

Funny pic and delightful poem!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 27, 2005
A lament of the poor working stiff. LOL

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi
Reviewed on June 27, 2005
Thats me everyday!!! Lololol!!! Funny and great - as usual! I just love your poems, they always put a smile on my face!

God bless, Ed!

Sandie.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 27, 2005
Awwwwwwww...that looks like me in the morning!!

Cheer Up Pal!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on June 27, 2005
rats!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 27, 2005
a normal day in the life
Of a working man ..Ed
Can't Have Your Cake and eat too .....LOL
enjoyed your piece

William .....Peace Brother


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