Puppies shouldn’t smoke…

Rolled it myself, though lighting it is hard,

My first addiction was that of the drink,

Then I found I could not stop playing the card,

This is the hardest though so far,

Maybe I should just go back to drinking, cards and the bar…J

They say my growth will stunt,

Sometimes though I just like a good blunt,

When stretching to light this thing I grunt,

So what if I am always called a runt…?

The surgeon general does state,

Smoking and everything fun does not rate,

I will smoke till I go to St. Peters gates,

I like it that much, it helps me to keep off the weight…J

            © ed ~ 6/30/05