The government has a new solution to its war on drugs (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

The government has a new solution to its war on drugs
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Forget drug sniffing dogs, now they have pot eating rabbits...

The government has a new solution to its war on drugs… If it were up to me, I mean if I did actually see, A pot eating bunny rabbit, Capture it I would and throw it in the sea… They don’t get high, Heaven only knows the reason why, They eat marijuana with a voracious appetite; leaving no waste, They almost seem to be in a hell of a haste… I thought lettuce is what they did eat, Seems to me a good idea; lettuce is good I hear for the feet, Make ya’ run fast and does clean out your bowels, Whenever I saw one I did feed it lettuce as a treat, Now I know, they did take it from me as a deceit… So from now on, when you see a bunny wabbit, Be like Elmer and be verwy, verwy quiet, Go about your business till they turn away, Then grab them and feed them at a munchie buffet… © ed ~ 7/17/05

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on July 17, 2005

After such a meal are they too stoned to f*** like rabbits?

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Oh boy something to get High about!!

I guess they don't get high because those leaves ain't dry....lol!!

Very healthy write for Wabbits only..only read this if you are a rabbit!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

I see... hmmmmm... soooooooo... bunny rabbits are dealers? have a pretty good stash, do they? Who'd a thunk? Of course, it sounds like they're hoarders, not even bothering to pick out seeds, just gobbling it all down. How stingy is that? Harrumph! (any idea if it's domestic?) No, do not invite them over for brownies and tell them to BYO!
Griiiiiiiiiin! katy xox

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers

No wonder they are always eating! Those furry little critters have the munchies!
I just died laughing when I saw that picture....I'm gonna save this one Ed...I have a son that will get a kick outta that photo!

Lisa

Reviewed by john zimmerman

think we should develop a new scale of laughabililty. we'll call it the Ed Matlack Scale.

this one is about a 9.9

watch out for aftershocks!

good write

john+

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Here's a better idea for you, Ed - after they gorge themselves, collect their droppings, and roll these droppings into nice little cigars. They make a marvelous smoke, and you can even put them in your campfire - the heavenly smoky aroma they give off will give you a most pleasant euphoria - and happy inhaling!

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)

Very well said Ed, a good laugh out loud read,thanks for the chuckles...i'd best smoke all mine before the rabbit starts a rollin...take care...Mark

Reviewed by Sandra Mushi

Lololol! Ed, you are just too much!! Lololololol!!!!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

HaHaHa, Ed...too funny! I wonder if they get the munchies after they eat all that weed? Hemp is high fiber though, so I hope that they are outside.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Alexandre Arnau

Reviewed on July 16, 2005

lmao!