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Whips & chains, handcuffs & no brains…
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A dominatrix she is, Likes to watch her subject’s whiz, Got her start from show biz, One crazy lady this dominatrix is… Leather tightly attached, Whip in her left hand, Dildo in her right, A blonde that enjoys giving pain, Has not gone so far as yet to have actually someone slain… Likes to hear them plead, Mercy, mercy as she makes them come to seed, To her dungeon she does of them lead, Her own desires, the pain of others, this does feed… © ed ~ 7/28/05

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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on July 29, 2005

You realize, of course, this will cause a stampede of wishful thinkers. This is hilarious! katy xox

p.s. love Roger's pun!

Reviewed by Paul Williams

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

My Ex was a dominatrix...that explains a lot...lol.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by john zimmerman

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

let's see what shall i write????

certainly not words like sensitive. or delicate

it's a hoot that's for sure

good write...

john+

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

Huh? Repeat that again....nevermind..they say if the balls drop the brain is dead!! So I guess the suffering ain't THAT bad!!

Have to phone your shrink ASAP...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Roger Ochs

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

"Sticks and stones may break my bones
But whips and chains excite me."

(Interesting how you cropped (bad pun) the picture.)

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

ed, step into my dunge...uh parlor and lets discuss this...

Reviewed by Debby Rosenberg

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

and what are you thinking about?

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on July 28, 2005

Interesting pictures and write. Ed, this one is away from your usual style. Good try.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

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