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How to keep warm this winter...
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Heating oil prices got you down? Gasoline prices at $3.00 or around? Hopefully these ideas to you will sound, Like a better more natural way to keep you warm this winter, Or frozen stiff you will be found...ed

Insulation, fornication, Agitation, warm weather vacation, Fire at a gas station, To a warmer climate emigration�J Inflation, Painful sensation, Magnetization, fearful manifestation, Double wrapped mummification, Glowing in the dark irradiation�J Self-manipulation, Bringing on sensual gratification, Heat lamp illumination, Detoxification, no oil conservation�J Drug induced hallucinations, Incineration, turning red in humiliation, Gamma radiation, Electrification, Credit application, Bush Administration�J � ed ~ 9/10/05

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

You are able to arouse humor in the darkest of times, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Reginald Birch (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

Great Ed, but some of your words are too immense for my simple mind, but I take it you are no Bush fan.
Take care on them roads.
Reg

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

Ah, Truth with a cryptic edge. Love it! Well done, indeed.
Peace,
Carolyn

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

Whatever me dear. Your just too tuff
to freeze.......
Love ya!
Smoooooooooooooo00000000000CH!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

Fabulous rhyming and meter, demonstrating another "benefit" of winter: monotony. Oh, no, I mean only that you have written it well and point taken, indeed!

"Insulation, fornication,"

This, of course, is the preferred and most delicious way to get through the ice and cold. (grin) When this is the remedy, one can happily do without blankets, even! hehe Great piece, Eddie M. katy xox

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on September 10, 2005

Oh boy which animation "station did I miss" must be the Railway Station to take me on a winter vacation!!

You are Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MUCH!!

Rufuz......did daddy take his "frustration" pill???

Love TinkZ

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on September 9, 2005

hahahahaha your sense of humor is a pleasure to read in this one Ed! Thanks for the laughs something we won't be doing this winter when we get the fuel and electric bills. Better store the laughs up
now!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson

Reviewed on September 9, 2005

You are on a roll tonight Ed, this was quite accurate in many ways...That is why we opt for the deep south...would make it even deeper if we could.

Allen

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