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Coooooold...
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Propane heater, it be a’kickin’,


Sparkin’ the flame it be flickin’,


Getting’ some heat as we speak,


First night below freezing’,


From Canada in the north it did in sneak!


 


Rufuz happy, he loves the cold,


My bones and muscles do ache,


Must be cause I am another year old,


Hate to think what would happen if a bone I did break,


Would have to then sit at home and a cake I would bake!


 


No snow as of yet,


Hopefully not for a few months we won’t it get,


Though if it is going to be cold, then we might as well,


We lived through last summer, it was hot as hell,


So, why not start earlier this winter,


We can then pay back Nature as we are sorely in debt!


© ed ~ 11/10/05


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Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 11, 2005
I am now picturing you surrounded by snow in your motor home - baking a cake! If you have any of those chocolate covered Halloween roach treats left over, I can send you a great cake recipe for them. Very tasty!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 11, 2005
I thought I knew cold. Till I hit America. Now that really is bloody colder than cold...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 11, 2005
Awwwwww coool write Ed...I can feel the breeeeeeeeeeze that come from that icy picture....brrrrrrrrr!!

Keep warm my friend and no slippin and sliddin okay!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Declan Crosson
Reviewed on November 10, 2005
Yeah I saw that on the weather a few minutes ago and I thought it was cold here in Kentucky! Great Write!


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