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What a Dope...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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We can't all be computer geeks...especially me!


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Perhaps it’s the drugs in my past,


Been only a year or so since the last,


Holes in my brain, for answers I into that void, cast,


Could it have been that time I fell forty feet from the mast…?


 


Onto my computer I do come,


Comcast cable my provider of choice,


Thought it was of providers a Rolls Royce,


Have still had my problems, tonight no favorites I did find,


Sorry Rufuz if I scared ya as I did as usual raise my voice…L


 


I played with the computer,


Eventually restoring an earlier setting,


I was doing so with little knowledge,


I was fixing the problem or so I was betting…J


 


After all that, all I did need to do,


Damn I am stupid and feeling right now blue,


All I had to do was click on the Favorites button,


Now the system is back to normal,


For punishment I seem to be that of a glutton…J


© ed ~ 11/28/05


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 Reviews of "What a Dope..."
Reviewed on November 30, 2005
machines can b worst than humans ed. think we know them but

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on November 30, 2005
you said it, not me. nice write.
TX

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 30, 2005
Oh I know the feeling!!

Love Tinks

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2005
Don't let the rain in the hole in your brain.. It rusts you know..

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on November 30, 2005
I know the feeling and I do sympathize.


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