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My kind of joint
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Now that is one FINE joint...


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Not a place to visit or live,

Something though someone to me might give,

Pass it on, don’t the joint hog,

That beast could make me live in a permanent fog…

 

No roach clip will fit,

It must be some damn fine shit,

Sorry now that I did quit,

Though to fall off the wagon for one night I might permit…

 

One hit is all it might take,

That thing could be used as a log on a lake,

Though drying it could quite long take,

Hope that is real and not just a fake…

© ed ~ 12/9/05
 

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Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
a toke that's no joke ...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
Okay so why did my mind just go into the gutter?.......;-) LOL fun write.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
Well, I never did learn how to inhale so I've never smoked. I guess that joint would be just too much even to contemplate, Ed. Someone did feed me a "special" cookie once. I'll never forget that. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace.

Regis

Reviewed by Kevin Hart
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
That I might fall off the wagon just one night for a party like this... Tequila and sensimilla, outstanding, Ed!

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
HaHaHa. I once saw another picture of such a joint in some book about marijuana cultivation, etc. My friends and I fondly refered to it as "the burrito." Though we often discussed it, we never did roll one. Oh! those wonderful errant years of my youth...such memories they hold.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Steve Patterson
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
a point well token.
keep on smokin'.
TX

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 10, 2005
Dear Lordy what a biggy that is!!

YOU ARE NUTZ GIRL your brain needs editing!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on December 9, 2005
Lol!

Reviewed by Declan Crosson
Reviewed on December 9, 2005
Funny! and yes the pic shows!
If it's a faked pic they did a real good job cause it is burned on the bottom where the smoke is coming from... I've seen and used some pretty big bongs but I've never actually seen a joint that big! If you ever get one I'll jump off the band wagon with you!


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