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Wide Load
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Still it seems at a loss for writing something worth reading...;)

My butt is big, Almost as wide as my rig, But that is not me, I know not who is he… Overlapping two chairs, Creaking does do the stairs, I am not skinny, Nor am I a mini, So don’t be whiney, When I say he has a big hiney… © ed ~ 12/20/05

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Reviews of "Wide Load"

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

LOL...lots of junk in the trunk!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

Lol.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

Yip big indeed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sue Hess

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

it isn't you huh? is it me?

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

Beautiful picture. Showing your best side, eh?

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 21, 2005

I am a very curious sort of person, and not the least bit whiney,
And I truly have to wonder why - you took a picture of his hiney!!!

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