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The Golden Years...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Since when are they my best,


Most times I do for you jest,


Wish I could say these years,


Are only visiting me, yes a guest,


Some days I feel older, here to you I’ve confessed…


 


Acid from my tummy,


Burning me from inside-out & making me feel crummy,


No pain quite as great as hangovers,


Just am I becoming an old rummy…


 


As the philosopher in the hat has said,


Can’t pee, can’t see, can’t screw,


What good is old age if I can’t have fun,


Only being able to eat soft bread,


Oh what the hell I might as well be dead…


© ed ~ 12/29/05


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Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
Enjoy your soft bread. Hope that ain't all that is soft...

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
GOldens years "se gat" {bloody ass}I hate it!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
Eat Green Eggs and Ham. Dr. Seuss did and wrote about it, Ed! He sold millions of copies. Maybe you just need a new hat! Take a Tums and call me in the morning!

Sage

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
Thank Goodness we have medicines to fix all this stuff ... LOL!

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
You are so right Ed, aging isn't for sissies.
love and peace...
Carole

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
So you think now. Wait a few years.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
Can’t pee, can’t see, can’t screw,
What good is old age if I can’t have fun,
Only being able to eat soft bread,
Oh what the hell I might as well be dead…

It's not that bad, old man - there's far more to life than peeing, seeing, and screwing. And since I can no longer do any of those things, I now sit out in the forest, eating soft bread, and listening to the birds sing. Try it - loads of fun!

PS If you share some of the soft bread with them, they sing more.



Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on December 29, 2005
Ha ha ha ha...funny but sad too,I hope it's not true,Ed,I would not want you to be 'dead,'your writes nearly always bring a warm smile to this face of mine.This one did too.
A Good one Ed.
Best wishes
from
kay.


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