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Here comes Hillary...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A senator now,


Was a first lady wow,


Still could not keep Bill happy,


Must have made her feel altogether quite crappie…


 


Better off she is on a menu,


Therein she is on a new venue,


Still better than what we got now,


More than ever she was with Bill,


Finally she is relatively happy,


Now she is to some, chow…


 


Left wing,


Two fat thighs,


And a small breast,


Hopefully the restaurant has great supplies,


Not much to eat, as nothing is really oversized,


Hope no one sees this who does work for the FBI’s…


© ed ~ 1/25/06


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 Reviews of "Here comes Hillary..."
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
Im so glad Im a Vegetarian!!!!
But you never fail to amuse me, errrrrr with the odd exception hehe.
How are you, and Rufuz, missed y'all heaps, hope I am back :(
Duchess is an absolute gem, I must write about what she did for me...
Hugs to yah
Ch'erie

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
"Better than what we got now." Bulls**t

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
you said, 'Still better than what we got now,' cannot disagree

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
Can I get Fries with that?!

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
HAHAHaHa...lol I've heard it's finger lickin' good lol. Just make sure Bill don't get no mayo on his trousers lol. Thanks for the giggles ED works everytime.

Paul;-)

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on January 26, 2006
And after everyone still gets a Bill

Reviewed on January 26, 2006
Great chicken Ed, you're again picking

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 25, 2006
Lol! Love it.

Reviewed on January 25, 2006
This rhymed very well.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on January 25, 2006
Hahahahaha...you stinker you just figured out what I look like grrrrrr!!

2 Left wings

Two fat thighs & drumsticks

And a small set of breast compared to the rest!!

Still Love you anyways!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 25, 2006
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love it and I love that owner!lol;-) Thanks Ed;-)

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on January 25, 2006
I think I would get indigestion with anything that has Hillary in it. Wonderful pic and a courageous owner to have it on his store.

Reviewed on January 25, 2006
OH Dear, so very funny Ed, this was so good.

Reindeer


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