Get ye behind or beside me,

But never right in front,

Cause Vice President Cheney is on the hunt…

 

Thirty feet away you may be,

At that distance Cheney can’t see,

If he were anyone else like you or me,

In jail or at least arrested he probably would be…

 

If the “shootee” does die,

Will Cheney be charged with manslaughter involuntary,

First checked should be his eyes,

Or will with his position,

This “mistake” be swept under an oval office rug,

No, as well arrests I do so solemnly to this attest,

Nor will any pictures be taken of his “criminal” mug,

Likely at his personal behest... 

© ed ~ 2/15/06