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Nude Awakening...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry Karla, but I just had too...LOL

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Nude Awakening…

 

Timed just perfect for me

Ice in the bed don’t you see

G0t a good look, me
 

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 Reviews of "Nude Awakening..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
Kool Write ED
Love The picture

Peace Brother
William
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
Hindsight's better than foreplay, Ed!

Sage
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
Ed, you are terrible! LOL What a riot this is; thanks for the laugh! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
Ed,

LOLOLOLOLOL! What a wake up call--thanks, glad I could provide the inspiration. I just wish I looked that good! :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
ho ho ho are you sure your name doesn't begin with a d... I'm sure Karla will get a good laugh over it!;-)

eT
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
This will go down a storm with Karla Ed !
You are a devil...lols
Peter
Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher
Reviewed on February 27, 2006
We should have known, it was YOU! Great little write, Karla should love it.
Birgit and Roger
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My many years with Authors Den will come to a close in May, thank you to all that has reviewed of me, I hope you all continue on to your own end...
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Yep, it''s that time of the year again, break out the credit card...
Merry Christmas...
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We all got em''...
The Saggy, Baggy Boobs Blues,
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Growing up alone is not so bad...
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Memories I am Unable to Forget...
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I find it interesting that only in the wee hours of the morning is when I find myself able to write anymore... <br>
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Hey, I think I might have found a little humor...?
...NEAT...
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