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Too Stupid
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Selling on E-bay, A table and chairs I say, How can one be so stupid, Maybe he is just showing off for cupid�J Stupid is as stupid does, per Mr. Gump, How can one be such a chump, We can surely tell he is quite plump, Bet since the picture he has become as well, quite a grump�J Notice the mirror, The photographer being inferior, Fortunately he is not in the mirror, clearer, Glad he did not use a telephoto lens, Making himself that much nearer�J � ed ~ 3/2/06

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 4, 2006

A male blonde moment indeed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Phillip William Allen

Reviewed on March 3, 2006

You nakey or wearing a thong?

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on March 3, 2006

Very, very fortunate! Ed, you are great, amazing how you find stuff like that and turn it into a amazing write!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on March 3, 2006

OHMYGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we all say it together? 1 - 2 - 3...

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whoever the photographer is, they do have rather cool decorating tastes...very California...

Ed, only you would find such a thing and write a poem about it. I laughed my butt off!

Cuddles to Rufuz, and hugs to you. Michelle

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 3, 2006

Fortunately he is not in the mirror, clearer,

Very fortunate, I'd say.

PS How much did you pay for the table and chairs?!

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Reviewed on March 2, 2006

I drove 800 miles to get away from 8 inches over 10 years ago. This dumb bird caught his wienie in the shot, cocked the camera. I think he did use a telephoto or bought a hit of Viagra on ebay and snorted it up his third eye. This is too hilarious! Forest Gump, you never know whatcha gonna git. What a dick! I have to quit laughing. This is a keeper. I am going to throw a sheet over the mirror and pretend I didn't see it. Good one, Ed!

Sage

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer

Reviewed on March 2, 2006

Dear Ed
This is too funny! Thank you for sharing everything!!
Love & Smiles Suzie :-)

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