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While driving...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Won't be long before the powers that be regulate everything we do...the day of big brother is fast approaching...Orwell would NOT be pleased...


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No makeup allowed,

No music too loud,

No eating what was ploughed,

No phone calls speaking aloud…

 

If I cannot live in my car,

I might as well live on another star,

Big brother watching over us,

I do all the above, what’s the fuss…?

 

Yes even makeup I apply,

Swat while driving at the occasional horse fly,

Soon the government will further imply,

No longer on the road can we unzip our fly…

 

Driving for fun will become,

A thing of the past or only for some,

Sitting in traffic we must remain glum,

As well no more picking of the nose with our thumb…

© ed ~ 3/10/06
 

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 11, 2006
Eddie and Edity special for sure...so better watch what ya doing Edity big Bro is watching!!

But it seems to me Rufuz was the driver...or at least if he was southafrican!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on March 10, 2006
ed.
good and clever write

while i appeciate the anarchist sentiment i like to assume that the drivers of the cars around me are payinng attention to what's going on around that 2.5 tonne ballistic missle that they are piloting.

i'm funny that way


j+

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on March 10, 2006
Blame the lawyers. Blame the lawsuits for the most asinine things. Blame the dumbass jurors who give these asinine people millions of dollars for spilled coffee in their laps and other assorted asinine things. Wwhen you get right down to it . . . blame lawyers. Take a look at Congress . . . The biggest majority there are lawyers and they make laws to help . . . three guesses here . . . l-a-w-e-r-s . . . Right! Give that man a kupie doll. Lawyers . . . grrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 10, 2006
well all i can do is laugh at the two eds!;-)hahahahahaha
little eddie said it better than i could;-) lol what a hoot!

eT

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 10, 2006
He puts on his makeup, while he unzips his little fly,
And he picks his nose; now how in the hell does he drive?!!!

HO HO! This one's a classic, my friend. Send it in to 'Big Brother,' maybe you can get one of those famous 'pardons' he likes to give out.

Reviewed by Shoma Mittra
Reviewed on March 10, 2006
Laffing .....great write Ed. Is this what the world is coming to ? :-)


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