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Whom should I use...?
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Humorish, just need to know some info if you can help me out...thanks! Ed

Cell phones a pain in the ass, To use them I wish I could pass, But Rene wants to me talk, Better off I would be to send a message by hawk� Herein I must ask, What phone service is best, Which one do YOU use taking care of your tasks, Just a little advice I do need, this phone crap has got me stressed� Sprint I have been told is really good, I know Nextel has two way feature, But I need one that will be better than just a lump of wood, My trac phone is a piece of junk, All their claims are just a lotta bunk� Verizon I have had, with bad results, As well Cingular has given me insults, So for right now, Sprint has of me the go ahead, Maybe though you could tell me something better instead�? � ed ~ 3/14/06

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Reviewed by Connie Hinnen Cook (Reader)

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

I've no answer for this one,
but when *you* do, please post the results!!

Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

I have Verizon and it seems to work everywhere else, but the town I live in...go figure
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

I have Nextel with text messaging and direct connect. It works great for me anywhere I've traveled. I do a great deal of business on the phone and my clients and family who also have Nextel direct connects with me without a charge off of my minutes regardless where I am or what state I'm traveling in.
Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

Eileen and I tend to think alike on matters like this. No help eh? land phones is all we need, if we need them at all :-)

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

The only ones we could honestly recommend are the ones in Europe, the ones here are rather disappointing. Maybe you should stick with sending a message by Hawk :)
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

Mine won't work so no need for me to even suggest mine..lol!!

Good luck Ed...will Rufux get one too??

He is clever enough to use one!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

My best advice is no phone at all! Only way to go;-)

eT

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

I have Sprint, have had no probs with them. Hope this helps--

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 14, 2006

I still find the old tin cans with the string the most reliable, but I do spend a lot of time duct taping breaks in the string when the little woman wanders too far from the house. Maybe you know where I could find tougher string?

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