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Some days the windshield, some days the bug
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One of those days,


Sinus headache, to kill it no ways,


Gotta let it run its course,


Till the windshield it hits,


Squashed and splattered,


For the wiper & washer to clean,


Wipers all & totally tattered…


 


Other days you are the bug,


What do you suppose it thinks,


Just before hitting the windshield,


“Damn those humans, they certainly are finks…”


 


One of those days,


Though the bug blew over the roof,


So many windshields, so little time,


Their lives gone in as little as a poof…


© ed ~ 3/29/06


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 Reviews of "Some days the windshield, some days the bug"
Reviewed on March 30, 2006
This is cute, but those things can leave a mess, if you travel long enough,
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 30, 2006
Sometimes I wish for being a bug so much easier to just fly your self F&^%$# ed -up against a windshield...than being a house wife to a monster!!

Love Tinka


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