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Three Shorts...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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(1) Is an unfound clue still a clue…?


 


Clue pounded,


Into the grounded,


At myself astounded,


Back it was rebounded,


As usual I am confounded…J


 


(2) Death micro-waved…


 


Warmed over,


Night out on the town,


Sick as a rover,


Even with sunglasses I frown…J


 


(3) Heck in a hand basket…


 


The worlds gone cafluey,


The country has gone all gooey,


Cities are happy with Louie’s,


To eat one must chewy,


For sex one must screwy…J


© ed ~ 4/19/06


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 Reviews of "Three Shorts..."
Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
is an unwritten poem still a poem? i seem to be out of those, written or unwritten.

Reviewed on April 20, 2006
The thing about the clue is truely puzzling...
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Three wise writes.......hey you lost ALOT of weight...nice shorts!!

And those legs......Did Rufuz trade you for another daddy??

Love Tinka :)


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