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mUDDERS
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Tis' that special day,
When all bovines say hey,
And happy day to moms in every way,
MOOOOOOOOOOOOve outta my way...


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So many differing types,


Some are mean, some gripe,


Some make meals, some write tripe,


Of noses and behinds mudders do wipe…


 


To be a mudder is the best thing,


On her hoof she wears a ring,


Or through her nose, she does then well sing,


Mudders day comes in the mid-spring…


 


Bovine pleasures are abundant,


Not to sound though too redundant,


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,


To you and yours this day of the mudder,


Keep straight your life with a rudder…


© ed ~ 5/14/06


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 Reviews of "mUDDERS"
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
Ed, this is cute, had us giggling there!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
hahaha you are a rare breed Ed! Hi Rufuz glad you're an exceptional dog to put up with your dad;-) woof!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
Moooooooooooooove over!!

Take care Ed!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on May 14, 2006
Cute write, Ed. I love that pic.! It made me smile.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on May 14, 2006
lol I saw the title on the poetry, and even before I clicked on it
I knew it had to be a Matlock poem

very cute

great salute

pax A


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