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This is really bad poetry...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling. To be natural is to be obvious, and to be obvious is to be inartistic. —Oscar Wilde


 


Don’t read it,


Its just shit,


Nothing worth wasting time with,


Better to watch Star Wars sword the sith…


 


I write nothing but bad poems,


I write em’ so I definitely knows em’,


Guess I should not no more,


Drink a jeroboam…


 


If you are reading this, stop,


Go and read another’s, perhaps by a cop,


You know your wine is bad when the cap does pop,


A brown paper baggy does hold my wine of choice,


See I told you this poem would be nothing more than a flop…J


© ed ~ 5/21/06


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 Reviews of "This is really bad poetry..."
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on May 24, 2006
Kool Picture ED
Bad or not your poetry is we read
As for a cop writing poetry
better poetry than "Gangster Rap"
My grandkids are hooking me into
the "Rap" they listen to.


Peace Brother
William

Reviewed on May 23, 2006
The pic is just sooooooooooooo cute! the poetry rather funny, not all that bad...
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 22, 2006
Hey this is to add a little bad too this poem.........helooooooooooooo from Stinky!!

Good to read you bad or not...will always like it alot........no plot neede just pot........ALOT!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on May 21, 2006
Flip flop
never stop

Ed..I look for your poems all the time and I even track you because I'm hooked on smiling and your humorous poetry delights me.
You best not stop....

Smiling!!!
Susan


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