If I did a cannonball, no water would be left in a lake,

On a bagel, egg, cheese & pork roll,

Washed down with orange cream milk,

Only exercise I get is with Rufuz on a stroll…J

Now I know what belly up to the bar means,

Is this weight problem all in my genes,

Damn if I can fit in last years jeans,

Was skinny as a rail in my high school teens…J

Won’t blow over in a storm, for sure,

Though I could roll really well, this I to you assure,

My waist so large I can’t see to pee,

Just kinda aim and hope I don’t miss,

Well maybe I do, but I doubt it, exaggerate to a degree…J

© ed 6/2/06