Boys will be boys, they say, don’t they?

Plants need water to survive, keeping them alive,

Just drop your pants and pee, that one must’ve been me,

No pride or fear, only the picture taker near…

Forgot the coming rain, this is quite plain,

Better to go now, mom gets mad when ya leave a stain, wow,

Hey, I don’t squat just anywhere, but I pee where I want, so beware,

If ya gotta go, what more can ya do, just go with the flow…

Though I don’t just take care of business any time, I think it’s a crime,

Not sure for these guys though, maybe they will find out after they grow,

Takin’ a leak in public, down the British, up the republic,

Sorry folks, what can I say, it rhymed, maybe that joke was ill timed…?

© ed ~ 6/2/06