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twas the drug...
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...and this is your brain on drugs...

Crying like a baby, No pain though maybe, Speaking the truth, Pentothal to remove my tooth… Hallucinating, Climbing the wall, Walking on the ceiling, Induced by the cube, acids well feeling… Coming down so horny, Humor then so corny, Did then deliver roses so thorny, Everything done so fast, Three days awake, meth at the time unsurpassed… Holes in my brain, Places to let in the rain, Memory short, forget long term, Pot as well does something to the sperm…J © ed ~ 6/3/06

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Reviews of "twas the drug..."

Reviewed by Birgit and Roger Pratcher

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

Sounds just awful, a true nightmare, brrrr., but still yet, enjoyed it... (strange???)
B&R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

losing your head again hmmmm??

still 12 days before the big return...love to my den family!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Edwin Larson

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

All that without even going to the dentist?! I hope you pulled the right tooth Ed !!!! :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

Thanks for sharing the humor, Ed. I hope you are well. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

Happy Happy...

Joy...joy

That's why they call em drugs...

Funny man Ed!

Susan

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

always something better than drugs..
Have a hoppy summer Ed!

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on June 3, 2006

Good arguement for dental hygene.......
funny write
pax A

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