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Rufuz bit my muse...(a special poem to Eileen)
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Rufuz does take you too literally, Auntie Eileen...


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Thanks a lot Eileen,


Rufuz did bite my muse,


Now my muse I cannot use,


Till the swelling goes down,


As well the wound I got to keep clean…J


 


No more sitting,


Making it quite hard to be sh**tting,


If I could dear fellow poet, Eileen,


I would sic Rufuz on you, only fitting…J


 


He told me you gave him permission,


To bite me where my muse does show recognition,


This spot does as well ruin my disposition,


‘Scuse me while I stop here to load up my ammunition…J


 


Okay I am back,


No, Eileen I am not giving you flack,


Just kidding with you, as you can plainly see,


Though I may be forced eventually to of you attack…J


© ed ~ 6/8/06


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Reviewed on June 9, 2006
Good job Rufuz! Ed, we hope it will be something you remember, every time you think you can sneak out of here. So glad to see Rufuz listens to his auntie Eileen,
Love, B&R

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
Rufuz did wot???
Oh dear, he might have to forego that trip down under to meet Leila now for that little stunt! Naughty doggie grrrrrrrr, ( Rufuz you are supposed to adore your master not ruinate him...LEILA.

LOLOLOL,
Poor Eileen, dat not nice eh Queen.
Ed, if Im still coming up as a Reader by the time I've written this, means admin hasnt fixed my Den as yet ok. Hope they wont be long about it, as it's embarressing.
Love n hugs and Bandages to you
Ch'erie
Ice is GOOD!!

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
My poor mate Eileen.
Ed!!! you had better not let Rufuz bite her or I will have to fly over there and bite you,serves you right that your ...? is swollen,nasty nasty nasty!
Rufuz,sic Ed for me,that's a good boy!(wink wink!)
You are funny Ed.Cute write!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
WOW!!! The three of you seem to fit this moening into this verse Ed. I'm happy that Rufuz didn't hurt yout Muse permenently.

Susan

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on June 8, 2006
You & Eileen are so funny with your Rufus relationship!
Rufus: "I have a Aunty Eileen who we call Aunty Freckles or simply, Frecks & Freckles".
(Thought I'd share that...)
Fun tone & write!!
Love, Suzie :-D

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 8, 2006
hahahahaha now I've heard everything!;-) blaming me because Rufuz did what he should have done long agao;-) You did good Rufuz, I love that pic of you, be nice to dad he's losing it;-)

the loon;-)


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