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Twinkies...
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Such food does exist,


Cream in center, can’t resist,


Through life one can subsist,


Better though as a munchies,


Yoda does herein insist…J


 


With doobies stress does dissipate,


With your friends they can participate,


Look forward do some, they anticipate,


Why not smoke it, God did this create…J


 


The best munchies is a twinkie,


It is more fun when high to get kinky,


Though the herb to some may be quite stinky,


Fun to play with when buzzing a slinky…J


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 Reviews of "Twinkies..."
Reviewed on June 21, 2006
Priceless!
B&R

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Have you ever had a "deep-fried Twinkie"? I don't even like Twinkies and I love those.
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
I personally think that a box of Twinkies AFTER smoking a doobie was a fine way to experience the munchies Ed! Ha ha! Funny write! Michelle

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Hehehehehehe...they are good but bad for the thighs,hips and pimples...I love the strawberry flavoured ones....yummy!!

Love TINKA:)

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Now something was lost in translation below! What a hoot..I'm ROTFLMAO...and to think, I'm from Little Debbie country. Live and learn! But wait, your bio says NJ...what about the Tasty Cakes??? Munch munch!
Taylor ~

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Well...at least when it's used in rope it isn't caloric.
Susan

Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Ya fooled me; thought this was about US! You kidder, you! LOL Thanks for the laugh!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOL

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 20, 2006
Ed
I thought twinkies were little sausages...oh ya
Peter


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