Just one car throughout the whole state,

If it were wrecked what would be its fate,

Not even for it another to be its mate,

Trucks with gun racks,

And cowboys with hats,

This is the state of Texas,

As long as they have a gun, they can relax…J

Trucks of the four wheel drive variety,

Not much from what I hear down there of sobriety,

If ya got a gun and a truck, in Texas this is high society,

A man with a truck and a gun will never suffer castration anxiety…J

So to keep you safe, you might want to live there,

But to be absolutely and completely kinda fair,

You won’t find any Einstein’s in residence with cowboy wear,

But you will definitely find someone that can shoot,

Wearing most likely an alligator covered pointed toe, boot…J

© ed ~ 6/30/06