It must have been a female looking for food,

It had all the usual accoutrements, specifically big boobs,

All the animals in the woods did think it lewd,

Even its mate does think her quite rude,

Best way for him to stay is on moonshine & stewed…

 

Caught by a shutterbug, he did die of fright,

Usually it is said these things hunt by night,

This one was rummaging through trash cans,

Like a common little woodland raccoon,

All it did find was a small amount of the prune…

 

It won’t be hard to track,

Leaving a trail of flushed intestine,

Its usually stinky odor, overridden by the olfactory scent,

If it is possible, I bet, this Bigfoot will in the end to its god, repent…J

© ed ~ 7/2/06